CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD APPROACHING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to crash down on your mail. We're talking disgusting amounts of scammy emails packed with vile porn. These scumbags are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned dollars, so be extremely careful. Don't click on any images in these emails, and report them immediately. Stay safe